L'angolo delle cavolate

Muoio

 

Ecco da dove derivano tutte le stronzate su Magalli dell'ultimo mese

 

Cazzo, la guardo e mi piego in due

 

E' lo scherzo più malato che abbia mai visto

 

Però non è così male, dai..

 

La mamma che ha riscritto Harry Potter in versione cristiana
Addio gente, emigro su Marte

 

Aspetta, prima leggi bene:



Christians are people who want to be good," Hagrid explained wisely; and crouched down so he was on eye level with Harry. "We want to go to heaven after we die. Do you know what heaven is, Harry?"

Harry shook his head; and his big eyes were wide and curious.

"Heaven is a beautiful place where we can be with God."

Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry's young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, "Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. Haven't you heard of Evolution? I have a very good textbook on Evolution that I could give you on it if you would like to learn things."

Hagrid laughed wisely. "Evolution is a fairytale. You don't really believe that, do you?"

"Yes, I do!" Aunt Petunia screeched.

"Well then prove it!"

Aunt Petunia could only stare at him; and her big mouth hung open dumbly. Here she thought she was so educated; and always demanded that Christians prove what they believed in; but she couldn't even prove her own religion. It was then that Harry knew who the smart one here was!

 

Letto prima su fb, geniale

 

Te l'ho detto che voglio emigrare su Marte... se vuoi ho ancora un paio di posti liberi nel razzo

 

Ah, tanto per restare in tema "motivi per cui emigrare in fretta su Marte":

 

Non possiamo lasciare il mondo in mano ai Paolo Brosio

 

andiamo