La migliore canzone per il peggior testo...

Mah...

 

Ho precisato che più che altro si tratta di testi che non condivido...

 

Premetto che a me questa musica fa abbastanza schifo in generale, ma questo testo è troppo bleah per non postarlo:P

Torsofuck - Raped by elephants

I was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again

 

Oddio, i Torsofuck
Che idioti

 

"I'll never go to Africa again"

Questo testo ha fatto storia nel grind

 

Doppio mah...

Ok. E cosa ci sarebbe di non condivisibile in una canzone come One Rode To Asa Bay? Mi sfugge.

Bwuahauahuahau. Ma che roba è? Devo andare a sentirla... maledetta ignoranza!

Tk

 

ahahaha la canzone dei tre elefanti è geniale!c ahahahah

guardate le due copertine delle uscite di questo gruppo (non le posto direttamente perché sono indecenti):
Encyclopaedia Metallum - Torsofuck
oppure:

Last night I had the most exciting dream
In it I was surrounded by many asses
I got shitted all over
Diarrhea splattered from every direction
I felt like I was in heaven
My cock ejaculated biggest load of cum I had ever seen
Suddenly I woke up, it was only a dream
But why was I covered with diarrhea?

 

Checcariiiiiiiine

Erotic diarrhea fantasy

 

ma poi che sogno...esseri circondato da culi

 

chiffooooo

 

Ma che roba è? Bwuahauha.

Dipende dal tipo di culi...

Alla seconda direi.

Tk

 

Una canzone carina col testo... diciamo pure "poco fantasioso" é "I'm leaving you" degli Scorpions, dall'album "Love at first sting". Sentite qua:

Ooh, girl, I'm leaving you
Yes, I'm leaving you
I've got to go tonight
Ooh, girl, I'm leaving you
Yes, I'm leaving you, I've got to go
I can't stay

You shouldn't feel so blue
Shouldn't feel so blue
When I go tonight
Baby, you shouldn't feel so blue
Shouldn't feel so blue, when I'm gone
I can't stay

Keep me in your mind till d
Come back to love ya
Keep me in your mind till d
Come back to take your worlds away
To take your worlds away, baby

Ooh, girl, I'm leaving you
Yes, I'm leaving you
I've got to go tonight
Baby, you shouldn't feel so blue
Shouldn't feel so blue, when I'm gone
I can't stay

Keep me in your mind till d
Come back to love ya
Keep me in your mind till d
Come back to love ya
Keep me in your mind till d
Come back to love ya...